More Letters

Dear boy,

Tomorrow, you are coming over. I'm trying to decide if I'm going to be here or not.

Your friend,

The eternally confused one.

Dear swimmer girl,

I love you with all of my heart, but you have got to swim faster. I know your best friend is on the swim team, but not kicking so that she will win is not a good plan.

Love,

The cheering squad

Dear child that lives in the same house as me,

Calling me at 2:30 when I am 30 minutes away to have the car back for you to be at a friends house at 3:00 does not work. Yelling at me will also not make the car magically appear. It may, in fact, make it go slower. Cars are sensitive like that.

Love,

The shadow caster