When I become President:
Things that will be no longer in existence when I am the ruler of everything:
1. Pronouns
2. The word "nevermind"
2. The word "nevermind"
3. Large herringbone print
4. Environmental Psychology
5. Broken graphics drivers
6. Naked people on the MARTA
7. Overly loud cell phone conversations
8. Overly loud people
9. Jackhammers
10. Car alarms that last for more than 2 minutes
11. Sunburns
12. Stalkers
13. Paper jams
14. Traffic jams
15. Peach jam
16. Ambiguity
17. Brothers, sometimes
18. Stupid boys
19. Love Story by Taylor Swift
20. Appendixes, the organ.
posted by Tiny Dangerous One @ 2:29 AM
2 Comments:
You mean we, and I agree with almost all of those, so there are some we will have to discuss vetoing. Also: I will not talk in third-person, so pronouns stay.
Pronouns can only stay if ambiguity goes.
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