ARGH.

Dear Emotional Addict,

What the hell? That was completely and totally both tacky and inconsiderately unnecessary. Why in, on, around, under, or [any other preposition] the world would you even THINK that your action was acceptable and even good to do? Let me tell you something, it wasn't.

Facebook friending my romantic interest, and telling him that you've heard of him from me and wanted to get to know him better when he hasn't even heard of your existence (lucky him) is not cool. All that did was put me in a really awkward position of having to explain to him who you are and why you want to be his friend. I don't appreciate this kind of attention from him, thanks.

If you wanted a picture of him, I would have done a screenshot and sent it to you. It's not that hard. Stalker.

I guess I should know to expect this from you by now. I mean, after all, in 2 years, you've been engaged three times and tried to elope twice. I just don't understand.

Sincerely,

The former witness.