Letters and Things

Dear Emotional Addict,

Here I'll make this simple for you: Do not get married one week after getting engaged. Do not get engaged 3 months after meeting this guy. Do not constantly change the wedding/elopement date. Do not get married if you are wondering if you should go back with your ex-fiancee. Do not let your ex-fiancee come watch you sign the wedding licence if you ignore the first rule. Don't break my mother's heart by saying you want to have the ceremony here and then go to the courthouse. Decide what you want and stick with it. I love you, but I think you've lost it.

Your friend,

The witness

Dear boy,

Oh no no no, don't funk with my heart.

Love,

The confused one

Dear Intensity itself,

I love you, and I'm so so so sorry that your parents are getting divorced. I cannot believe that. It seems to be that this came out of the clear blue sky. Whenever you need to come over is fine by me. However, please tell your parents that they have terrible timing. Seriously. Also, I'm going to need you to take it down just a little tiny bit. I'm running out of help strength to give out to people, and you're important to me enough that I'm willing to pull from wherever I have to to help you. Don't make me have to, please, because I will, if I need to.

Love always,

Ananias.

Dear Emo Kid,

I will be fine. You will also be fine. Let me be (even though I know you won't). Stop giving yourself headaches.

Love,

The Water Bottle Decorator.

Dear Future SOS,

What the hell? Please tell your parents that I expect them to refund me for my non-refundable tickets after they changed their minds about me being able to come. I want to go to NY. No, I am not mad at you, because I know it wasn't you fault, but I am disappointed.

Love,

The future President